The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to have bad luck!

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the power to see through water.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!