The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to have bad luck!

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the power to see through water.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!