The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to shit dirt!

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!