The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

thumb_up thumb_down +155

The power to turn load noises into cake

thumb_up thumb_down +149

The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

thumb_up thumb_down +145

The ability to crap, but only while being watched

thumb_up thumb_down +139

The power to turn anything you touch into cats

thumb_up thumb_down +137

the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

thumb_up thumb_down +133

the power to eat only one lays potato chip

thumb_up thumb_down +127

The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +123

The power to shit dirt!

thumb_up thumb_down +123

The power to transform into yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +123

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The power to instantly kill yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

thumb_up thumb_down +99

The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

thumb_up thumb_down +93

Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +83

The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The power to not yawn after someone else does.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The power to kick a kid in the balls.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

thumb_up thumb_down +65

The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!