The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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Being Aquaman

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The ability to smell colors

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to die.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!