The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to not hear thunder.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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the power to fly for a second

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!