The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to like any show

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Being Aquaman

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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the power to die if you think

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!