THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!