The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!