The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power of minding your own business

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to not see ads

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!