The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ???od ???

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to learn only at school.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!