the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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Being Aquaman

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!