Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The Power to Combust

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to lose the remote.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!