The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to shed hair

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The Power to Combust

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!