The power to sleep if your not awake

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!