the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the ability to see into the past

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to like any show

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the super power to remove your super power

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!