The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!