The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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the power to always hug people

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!