The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the ability to see into the past

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to like any show

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!