The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!