- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to create a mini Lego version of attractive girls that you see that move and talk realistically.

The Power to see under a girls clothes once, but your P3nis falls off

The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

The ability to never grow any older but you are already 93 and in poor health.

The power to erect twice as long as anybody else, but only if you're a female. -Shandric

The ability to breath outside the water

The power to walk halfway through a wall.

Warm vision

The power to destroy money but only your money.

The ablity to make anyone in the world orgasm, exsept yourself.

the ability to have unimaginably wild sex with chuck norris only if your a man

The power to fly but fall exactly in 1 second

The ability to eat your own face

The power to turn a wii or ps3 into an xbox 360

The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

The ability to live forever until you die.

The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light

The power to convert any rare element into an abundant one.

The power to shrink to your own size.

The ability to be any woman but only when she's in labor.

The power to shrink your erection whenevery you want.

Permanent superspeed - The ability to move faster than a speeding bullet, but you can't stop moving at that speed.

the power to ALWAYS choose the slowest checkout line at wal mart !

the power 2 grow a beard but only immeadlantly after shaving

Pointless Super Powers