The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to lose the remote.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!