the power to shoot superman

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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the power to always hug people

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!