Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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See through invisible people

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!