The power to get hurt every other hour

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the power to shoot superman

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!