Grass eating

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to turn wine into water

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the ability to see into the past

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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A healing punch

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!