The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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See through invisible people

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to swim on land

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!