The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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Being a Spice Girl

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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See through invisible people

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!