To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

The power to swim on land

the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

The power to thumb up your own comments.

The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

the power to see through glass

the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

The power to shrink your penis.

The power to tickle your own feet.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!