The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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See through invisible people

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to troll the Internet.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to swim on land

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to levitate mustard.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to remove the power within.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!