the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!