The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power of not knowing the future

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Grass eating

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!