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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to see through a hole

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to glow in the dark

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The ability to see through glass

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The super pow.er to die at will

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to not have this superpower

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!