The power to become as drunk as you want without drinking anything, but having to sober up naturally

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The power to keep up in Jepordy.

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The power to lose any fight you wish to.

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......................................... delayed reaction man

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The power to become bald 50% faster

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The power to cancel your own powers.

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The power to go to hell

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The power to be socially retarded.

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The power to find kebbler elfs

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the power to use telepathy with yourself.

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The power to see through solid glass, water, and air.

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The ability to be ambidextrous

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the power to teleport 0.001cm in front of you

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the power to change channel without the remote

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The ability to make Justin Beiber sing like a girl. Oh wait........

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The power to re-size my toes at will.

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The power to turn macs into big macs.

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the ability to extinguish a fire on your testicles with an ice pick.

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the ability to turn purple

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the power to never orgasm.

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Being Yianni.

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The power to switch the position of your salivary glands and your prostate...

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the ability to have sex Telepathicly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!