The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to think.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to read your own mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!