the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to do something when you do it.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to read your own mind!

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to see through pastry..

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the power to taste your own spit

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!