- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to look at yourself in third person

The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

The power to imagine a new colour

The ability to see through glass

The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

The power to make fish drown.

The power to be buried at sea

The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

The power to think.

the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

the power to die

The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

the power to shit shards of glass

the power to jump high but u have no legs

The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

the power to get STD's

Pointless Super Powers