The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the power to shit liquidly

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!