the ability to enjoy school

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!