The power to produce sweat when hot.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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Power to always have exact change.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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wast your time on the computer

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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the power to get STD's

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!