The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power of asdfgh

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to pee standing up

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to die at will.

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to go blind at will.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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Endless falling....

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!