The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to have a power

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to pee standing up

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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Endless falling....

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!