The power to pee standing up

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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Really bendy thumb

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to go blind at will.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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Endless falling....

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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the power to shit liquidly

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to be buried at sea

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!