The power to die at will.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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the power to get STD's

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to have a power

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!