The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to pee standing up

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to make people work and read ????

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to become a carrot.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!