The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to die

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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Power to always have exact change.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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the power to get STD's

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power of asdfgh

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!