the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to pee standing up

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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the power to shit liquidly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!