The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the power to shit liquidly

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!