The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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the power to see through glass

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power of asdfgh

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!