The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to be buried at sea

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!