the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!