The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!