the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to be phone

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to spell backwards.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!